A Night at the Palace or Some Duck Soup for the Soul...Marx Brothers Purim

Beatles

Esther T and Megillivan...Gilbert and Sullivan

Megillah Around the Clock...Rock and Roll

Megillah On the Roof...Fiddler on the Roof

Middle East Side Story

Motown Operetta

Motown Purim Schpiel

My Fair Maydel

Oyklahoma

Schmaltz...a Greased Purim

Shushan Night Fever...a Disco Operetta

The Wizard of PersOz

What's In the Megillah...a Purim Schpiel inspired by Guys and Dolls

Beach Boychiks...Beach Boys Purim

007 Mordechai...Goldeneye

Aladdin

East Shushan High

Finding Nemo

Happy Feet Purim

Hook

Lion King

Men in Black...the Jew

Mordechai and the Megillah Factory

Mordi-Wan-Kenobi...Star Wars

Pirates Purim

Robin Hood

Rugrats Purim

Shushan Powers

Shushan Shrek

Spiderman

Spongebob Shushan

Toy Story

FAQs

                                                   Hey Vashti, you’d better get your tush into the gym.  Astor Harris is the Homecoming King, and he’s really mad that he doesn’t have his Homecoming Queen.

                                                   I’m NOT going! Who does he think he is anyway.  Doesn’t he realize that a girl has needs too. They can’t see me like this.        

                                                   Honey, they won’t see you ever again if you don’t get out there.  You know that Astor has a lot of influence around here.

                                                   Yeah, ever since he saved Principal Sherman’s life when that camel went crazy and was about to trample her, she’ll do anything he asks her to do!  He can get you kicked out of school.  Let me and Marty help you.

                                                   Come on Vashti, we can get you fixed up.  Frenchy did go to that beauty school and all.

                                                   Yeah, a little make-up and make-over and you’ll be looking good as new.

                                                   After all, you got a good thing going here and you don’t want to blow it.  Besides, the King has something planned with some big wigs from the big city.

                                                   The big city, come on girl, you don’t want to miss that.

                                                   (Tearfully)  I don’t care.  Nobody’s going to see me with this broken nail… and a run in my hose… and (pointing to her forehead) this THING on my forehead!

                                                   OK, Vashti… If you snooze, you lose!

                                                   SONG # 2:            “Good Riddance Queen Vashti”

Good Riddance Queen Vashti

To the tune of: “Look At Me I’m Sandra Dee”

(Vashti and the Pink Ladies)

Vashti: Look at me I’m Queen Vashti

Pink Ladies: Mixed up with this company

Vashti: My mind is clear, I shall not appear

I won’t I’m queen Vashti

Vashti: Watch it King, I will not sing

Pink Ladies: Even though she wears your ring

You think you’re boss, but we know it’s the sauce

She is no easy fling

Pink Ladies: She don’t clean, or wash

Her life is quite posh

Vashti:  I get ill from one royal touch

Don’t order me, to go dance for thee

My King dear that’s really too much

Pink Ladies:  Say goodbye to Queen Vashti

She’s no longer royalty

She wouldn’t dance she lost her only chance

Good riddance Queen Vashti

Vashti: Ahashverosh, let me be

You’ll no longer order me

You’ve been a bore

And now I’m out the door

Pink Ladies: Lights out

For Queen Vashti

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